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Peerrrgghhhh, lama dah tak post apa-apa dalam blog.. keja study ja (aku tipu ok..ni luahan ikhlas). Jadi untuk pembersihan fasa awal, aku akan poskan menda di bawah.. baca ja, jangan komen...


Surat Perokok Tegar

Nama saye dulu Din(bukan name sebenar), saye mati ni sebab rokok. Tadi saye tulis warkah ini khas untuk anak-anak nage sekalian. Saye mule merokok ketika usia 12 dan mati sebab rokok pada usia 24. Dulu, saye anak nage part time je, lebih kurang 2 batang sehari, tapi lepas 2 tahun berkecimpung secara aktif, saye menjadi pro dan mula menelan 5 batang rokok sejam dan memenangi anugerah perokok pantas seduia dengan rekod 1.779 batang seminit.

Selain itu, saye juga memenangi anugerah gudang garam tahun 1999 dan anugerah dunhill 2001 untuk pembelian rokok terbanyak dalam masa 12 jam. Pada tahun 2002, saye mendapat tempat kedua anugerah mild seven untuk asap paling tebal.

Namun, pada tahun 2004, saye menemui ajal dalam acara marathon sambil mengasap bandar kl anjuran malboro, tetapi saya dilanggar trak pengangkut lucky strike yang datang dari batu pahat menuju ke baling. Disebabkan oleh kesan pelanggaran yang kuat hingga memecahkan kepala, paru-paru, jantung, dan otak saye, saye mati di tempat kejadian. Jadi, nasihat saye, jangan merokok sambil berlari, sekian.


Yang benar,

Din Naga 



Catatan Harian Isteri dan Suami

Rumitnya seorang isteri, dan simplenya seorang suami...jadinya kena selalu berfikiran positif...barulah tercipta rumahku shurgaku!

BUKU HARIAN ISTERI

Malam Minggu - Dia berkelakuan aneh. Sebelumnya kami berjanji bertemu di Cafe. Aku shopping seharian dengan kawan-kawan, sehingga mungkin dia kesal karena aku agak lewat sampai di Cafe, tapi dia tak bercakap.

Dia tak bercakap langsung, jadi aku ajak dia pergi ke tempat yang agak sunyi supaya kami dapat berbincang,
dia setuju tapi tetap diam membisu. Aku tanya apa yang salah - dia jawab, "Tak ada".

Aku tanyakan apakah kesalahan ku yang membuatnya kesal. Dia kata hal ini tak ada kaitannya dengan ku dan minta aku tak usah sibuk.

Dalam perjalanan pulang, ku katakan aku mencintainya, dia cuma tersenyum tipis dan tetap membisu. Aku tak dapat menjelaskan perangainya petang itu. Aku tak habis-habis berfikir kenapa dia tak menjawab, "Aku cinta kamu juga".

Sesampainya dirumah, aku merasa kehilangan dia, dan seolah-olah dia tak menghendaki ku lagi. Dia hanya duduk dan nonton depan TV; dia terlihat jauh dan menghilang.....

Akhirnya aku putuskan untuk tidur. Lebih kurang 10 minit kemudian, dia masuk ke kamar. Aku tak tahan lagi, ku putuskan untuk menghadapinya dan menanyakan soal sebenarnya, tapi dia langsung tertidur. Aku mulai menangis sampai tertidur. Aku tak tahu apa yang harus ku lakukan. Hidupku terasa bergoncang.....



BUKU HARIAN SUAMI


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